HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your ears. Those diminutive lights are gonna be flashin'like crazy faster than a rocket ship. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one show you won't wanna sleep through. Watch out for flying cars! Don